Should Canada run the United States?
Here's the pitch:
'In The Canada Party Manifesto: An Intervention From You Continental BFF, which was published last month, authors Brian Calvert and Chris Cannon â?? and Vancouver residents â?? continue on their satirical prescription for an ailing America.Featured in U.S. and Canadian media â?? including CBCâ??s The Current earlier this week â?? their lighter take on the presidential election is attracting a wider audience. A video feature about the group on the BBC news site topped the siteâ??s most-watched video list on Thursday.
The party promises American voters: â??One gay couple will be allowed to marry for every straight couple that gets divorced.
â??The phrase â??job creatorsâ? will be changed to â??job creationists,â? and they will be given seven days to actually create some.
â??Corporations will still be people, but if they canâ??t provide a birth certificate they will be legally obligated to care for your lawn."
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