Kenya to Bomb Donkeys

'The Twitter feed of a Kenyan military spokesman, Major Emmanuel Chirchir, who is rapidly becoming the public face of Kenya's incursion into Somalia, warned that his forces had identified a new threat in the war against al-Shabab militants, loaded donkeys.

In conventional wars (if they even exist any more) intelligence is concerned with mass movements of tanks and troops, but Kenya is watching out for mass movements of donkeys, which would be considered an enemy activity.

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