"Let's tango with the Americans," said Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to his aides.
"What style?" they asked. "Open-embrace tango, with space between the dancers, or close embrace, where you dance chest-to-chest?"
"Iranian-style," said Ahmadinejad. "We lead, holding the Americans by the jugular, pulling them one step forward and pushing them two steps back."
"What if they refuse to dance?" asked the aides.
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